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5th grade
friend: spell ICUP
me: I-C-U-P
everyone: OHH HE GOT YOU SO BAD OH MY GOD BURN WOW OH GOSH MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT WAS SO GOOD
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WatchWatch
DA FUQ
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problempacifist: gapingfurnace: napoleon bonaparte more like napoleon BORN2PARTY I LOVE THIS AND NAPOLEON AND YOU
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What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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My friends: I love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me.
Me: I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready.
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something cliché goes here, right?: ladooores:11... →
ladooores: 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i...
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WatchWatch
phokingnathaniel: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
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